Monday, November 7, 2011

Le Maitre d'Dites: An Improbable Conversation


Bon soir, mesdames, and welcome to
This temple of the Cordon Bleu;
A site so frankly Francophile
We ask you stay and dine a while.

Like Immanuel Kant our Tour d’Argent
Will challenge your lingering taste--
For philosophy’s like gastronomy
(And neither thrives on undue haste.)

Our warm hors d’oeuvres will soothe the nerves
While you sample our Gallic ways
Of Soupe Terrine and Boeuf sublime
And naturally, our sauce Bearnaise.

Beyond that sauce our Bouillabaisse
Would shame the chefs of old Compagne
Our expertise is just to please:
Would you care for un peu de vin?

And now behold, quelle surprise
Wonderful as a diligent spouse,
Like the roofs of gay Paris,
This evening is…“on the House”.


Mike Mc Namara

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