Hilarious Limericks from Mike

 

                  #2

Folks ask me right off the bat:

“Have you tried rabbit?” Whereat

I say--I cook and I savour.

“But what is the flavor?”

--Well, a bit like a Siamese cat.

                   #3

Some say tomato’s a vegetable.

Others are perfectly able

To call them fruit.

Why this dispute?

They’ll never grace my table.

                  #4

The slots in casinos in Vegas

Are designed to make us all beggas

Without that nice fruit

We’d lose much less loot

If we substitute rutabagas.